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With This Ring, I Thee Wine
It’s OK, Donald. You’re re-invited to my wine-tasting party. I don’t think your spillage issues are going to be a problem anymore.
It was never personal, you know. I couldn’t just sit there while you dribbled drop after glob of premium wine onto, well, pretty much every surface in my dining room. This stuff isn’t cheap, and it stains. Like I said, nothing personal. I would’ve asked my own grandma not to come back, if she spilled wine like you always do. (Fortunately, she’s got a much steadier hand than you.)
But this L’Atelier du Vin Gold Wine Ring should solve the problem. It sits prettily right there around the neck, wrangling every stray drop before it has a chance to stain my exquisite French linens. As for the stuff you dribble from your glass onto your shirt, well, that’s between you and your dry cleaner.
L’Atelier du Vin Gold Wine Ring
- Clip onto the neck of any wine bottle, and it will collect any drops of wine
- Prevents wine from dripping onto unwanted surfaces
- Made of stainless steel and felt
- Hand wash only
